Mon Demotivational Poster
BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!
MONKEY BUSINESS - THAT'S A HARD MONKEY TO GET OFF OF YOUR BACK
DS CAT - Don't you dare interrupt his Poke'mon
THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means
DITTO - She Can Be WHATEVER You Want, Babe.
M o n s t e r s -
~ QUESTION ~ - “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”
Lawn Care -
MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you
MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.
RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
CAT RULES -
THE LION KING - True story.
SUGGESTIVE? - Well.. this thing is Japanese after all
THE INTERNET - It doesn't make people smarter. It just spreads stupidity faster.
SHE-KACHU - Oh, I definately choose you!
A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.
DUCKFACE MONA IPHONE - Priceless work of a Photobomber
HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season
SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
GIANT BAT - Bullshit, I know a demon when I see one.
MONDAY - Is a horrible way To spend the 1/7 Of your life
MONDAYS - I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
BITCH, PLEASE... - Those Pokeballs with THAT hat?
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' -
HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED! - Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.
THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS.. - throw it a lemonade
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS - you should make lemonaid then find someone whoose life has given them vodka and have a party
HARLEY QUINN - Making Insanity Sexy Since 1992
MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja
DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?
LIFE IS A GIFT GIVER (NOT A GREAT ONE THOUGH) - When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and remember that it's the thought that counts
IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!
SQUIRTLE - Hell yeah!
THE DESIGNATED DRIVER -
KNOWLEDGE - "I WARNED you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you KNEW, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little BUNNY isn't it?" ...Listen, you might learn something.
UGLY FACE, WHO CARES - You don't look at the mantle when your poking the fire right?
I'LL BUY ONE - with my round metal currency
FINALLY!!!!! - About f*cking time they kissed!
THE 90S - I miss the days when the biggest decision of my life was Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle.
KAMINA - Proud member of the Squirtle Squad
HELLO - My name is Inigo Montoya You killed my father Prepare to die
S U R E - Only If You Accept Monopoly Money ...
HITMONLEE - He had pups
KIDS - Why do you assume that flesh eating monsters are afraid of a 7.5 watt bulbs?
BROCK - He still can't get any
DEBT = SLAVERY - One Hole You Can Never Climb Out Of.. & They Want It That Way.
REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly
THIS... IS.... LIISSAAAA -
WRITER'S BLOCK -
PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.
YEP - It's Monday here, too.
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - He boiled for our sins
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND - becaus some days you need to bring friends to work to make it through the day
SOMETIMES - Mondays are like that
CAPITALISM - at its finest
I SHALL FLING MY POO -
CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.
TELL ME THIS HUMAN - Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
DEMON CATS -
SECURE THE BUILDING -
THE KRAMER - He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away
WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money
MORMON TOURETTES -
MILK - Was a bad choice
360 DEGREES - 15 minutes a Lbs Liberal seasoning Baste on the REG
MONDAY MOURNINGS - The day we bury another weekend; And weep for what we did Plan the flowers we need to send; and remember where the body's hid!
GANGSTER - Damn it feels good to be one
ANGEL OF DEATH - And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. Revelation, 9. 6
ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD - And I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?
BUTT INSPECTORS - How do you think he got that in there?
FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.
COOKIE MONSTER BIKE - BECAUSE TO BE A MASKED WRESTLER IS NOT EPIC ENOUGH
HELP! - I'm being repressed.
LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG - Life in the fast lane can be the kiss of death. Be careful what you wish for.
TRUE POWER - You know... some people never run out of resources...
FORGIVENESS - "I pardon you."
MONKEYS - God's filthy little buggers.
MONKEY'S - They will always suggest bad ideas.
THE PENGUIN - SHE WILL NOT TAKE YOUR FILTHY STOLEN MONEY
COMBUSTIBLE LEMON GRENADE - Perfect For Burning Life's House Down
THEY HAVE BEEN LOCATED - Marilyn Monroe and Adolf Hitler are alive and hiding out in Portland Oregon
ATHEISM - I'll keep my Atheism to myself when you can get an abortion next to the open liquor store and the gay-friendly marriage license bureau in Utah on Sunday.
BURN THE WITCH! - Burn her!
HOW MUCH LEFT? -
WHERE'S MY MONEY? -
CRITICAL THNKING - No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey
2 BIRD 1 STONE SCENARIO - You'll Lose Money While You're Chasing Women. But You Won't Lose Women While You're Chasing Money
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