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BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!


TAGS: brock barack obama pokemon president
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by James

aesop's folly - November 11, 2009, 7:55 am
smack smack* OI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 9:04 am
ON the corner....AK works ON the corner.
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 9:01 am
You better join AK in that corner.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:16 am
So long as Nurse Joy doesn't work for Osama...
Arrogant Knight - April 10, 2009, 8:53 am
Dammit, this made me chuckle... I'll go sit in the corner now. Sorry.


MONKEY BUSINESS - THAT'S A HARD MONKEY TO GET OFF OF YOUR BACK




DS CAT - Don't you dare interrupt his Poke'mon




THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

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Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Damn you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


DITTO - She Can Be WHATEVER You Want, Babe.


TAGS: pokemon ditto whore
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:06 pm
Can she be a redundant caption? Yes? Wow.


M o n s t e r s -


TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode


~ QUESTION ~ - “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”


TAGS: monday friday question weekend
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:26 pm
Heh, Gingercat.


Lawn Care -


TAGS: lawns matrimony analogy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

JuicyLucy - October 26, 2014, 1:57 am
Make sure you got enough water....enough to keep your lawn green. too much and less is bad. make it just enough dude!


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by gergroy

Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airstreamphoto

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.61/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm
Excellent
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
*reading
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am
hahaha this one says it all


CAT RULES -


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 cats for this one


THE LION KING - True story.




SUGGESTIVE? - Well.. this thing is Japanese after all


TAGS: pokemon muk kum ekans arbok snake kobra funny
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by SLee

Feyvern - August 18, 2010, 10:51 pm
Oh and for Pie man, Don't take stuff like this to serious, thats what a child does. BTW Muk is a way of saying MUCK......It's what the creature is!!! Geez, adults -_-
Feyvern - August 18, 2010, 10:49 pm
Oh for the love of god, if your going to do this stuff, do some studies...fro example: Those ARE NOT the japanese names Ekans is Arbo, Arbok is Arbok(America left it the same) and Muk is Betobeto in Japanese.
pieman - February 4, 2010, 9:29 am
Damn. Please don't tell me there is nothing like this for my son's Bakugan thing too. Thank goodness hes is just about done with Pokemon.


THE INTERNET - It doesn't make people smarter. It just spreads stupidity faster.


TAGS: monkey see
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:08 pm
lol We shall fight on the beaches... :)
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:41 pm
this summer on Britains Got Talent.. scientists are one step closer to recreating Shakespeare ..


SHE-KACHU - Oh, I definately choose you!


TAGS: pikachu pokemon ash misty team rocket cosplay cosplayers anime manga
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by jalford

WillTurner - November 30, 2010, 8:09 am
it's a male, doesn't have the notch on its tail
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 1:48 pm
Shocking!


A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.




DUCKFACE MONA IPHONE - Priceless work of a Photobomber


TAGS: mona lisa replica
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Swampfox - February 24, 2013, 5:07 pm
It's all about the lighting.
Rudedog - February 9, 2013, 10:10 pm
You have disgraced my avatar. But nice work with the lip shadowing effect


HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season


TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Budog

FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am
Ramen


SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.


TAGS: beautiful monkey
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by elixiri

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:14 am
LMAO!


PROZAC -




GIANT BAT - Bullshit, I know a demon when I see one.


TAGS: giant bat demon
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by BrimstoneJack

Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:33 pm

lolz n1
Verdeckt - June 6, 2011, 8:06 am
Bats to Ozzie: WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!


MONDAY - Is a horrible way To spend the 1/7 Of your life


TAGS: oh no it s monday again
Rating: 4.53/5

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MONDAYS - I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.


TAGS: mondays
Rating: 4.55/5

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Sound - June 28, 2011, 10:13 am
4.95, really... jerks


BITCH, PLEASE... - Those Pokeballs with THAT hat?




THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' -


TAGS: better a perfect pebble and a flawed diamond
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 4:35 pm

Funny, the driver doesn't look like Clarkson, Hammond or May... One of my favorite episodes of Top Gear there. The 'safety test' portion was priceless.
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:06 am
The trio that made it, did quite well by making something in less than 2 days when compared to Chevy Volt. But compare it to SAIC Roewe E50 - other than price the Chinese govt. sponsored indigenous experiment is much better.
PapaFox - January 22, 2013, 7:36 am
Ah, the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust... good as any other electric car. ;)


HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED! - Come and see the violence inherent in the system!


TAGS: monty python holy grail quote
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

spypengen - May 15, 2012, 10:22 am
monty python eh. 5L


TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.




THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing


TAGS: baby wearing an oversized fake monocle
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Airman - August 26, 2010, 7:12 pm
bump
EssenceOfJester - May 8, 2010, 11:27 pm
XD That's fucking hilarious!
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:07 am
hehehehehehehehehe
Airman - September 30, 2009, 10:48 am
this is one of my favorites now. Cracks me up


WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS.. - throw it a lemonade


TAGS: lemon
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by OTC

falloutghoul - May 14, 2012, 5:27 pm
Combu5tible Lemon5 that Burn your Hou5e Down!


FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.




WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS - you should make lemonaid then find someone whoose life has given them vodka and have a party


TAGS: lemons
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by DLM4

M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 6:16 pm
Personally I prefer the softness of cranberry juice with Vodka, but if all else fails...
rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:54 am

against other citrus fruits groups?
CpnKangaroo - April 11, 2010, 6:07 pm
Ron white joke ftw


HARLEY QUINN - Making Insanity Sexy Since 1992




MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja


TAGS: momonga flying squirrels japanese ninja
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Dragara

showmeone - March 18, 2011, 3:51 pm
simply...furry


DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?


TAGS: dear children monster under bed
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:10 pm
When I was young it would've been smack you in the teeth with me Action Men!! Team work beats the boogy man


LIFE IS A GIFT GIVER (NOT A GREAT ONE THOUGH) - When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and remember that it's the thought that counts




DESTINY -


TAGS: cards poker money cat pussy
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - January 30, 2012, 9:46 am
lol... thx RL. So tell me, how much do you need?? :D
Reality Lord - January 30, 2012, 7:38 am

typical forseti....epic dude :)
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 5:30 pm
H5GE


IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!




SQUIRTLE - Hell yeah!


TAGS: pokemon anime squirtle
Rating: 1.82/5

More motifakes by Brad

steve1961 - August 14, 2012, 1:32 am
LOL and my bad-i just noticed the chuck norris reference in the comments...I must be psychic...
spacedog - August 13, 2012, 6:50 pm
It's in the off topic thread Steve, let me know if you have any other requests. ;)
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:19 pm
This poster is just missing a tunnel and a reference to Chuck Norris...
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 7:46 am
In January 2008, yep.
Bumgrubs - August 13, 2012, 6:17 am
Wow.....this got approved?
thehattinninja - May 25, 2009, 11:37 pm
the pokemon version of John Rambo, Chuck Norris, and mr. T combined with a turtle. None can stand against squirtle. Many have tried, and many more have failed.
asdf - March 8, 2009, 12:10 pm
No doubt! That sucka is the shitz! Squirtle rulez!
barockeva - December 12, 2008, 10:22 am
Squirtle got nothin on Bulbasaur.
Sorixis - September 6, 2008, 7:45 pm
Pokemon? That is so 1999. -.-;
datnigga - August 16, 2008, 2:10 am
a blue turtle that squirts water... yeah, that's surely awesome... oh boy =/
. - July 23, 2008, 7:16 pm
GAY TEST: if you said, "Hell yeah!" when you saw this, you're gay. slowbro ftw


THE DESIGNATED DRIVER -


TAGS: giant among men
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

SteveFurlong - March 24, 2012, 10:59 am
Tip for designated drivers: don't drive your car. Puke is such a persistent smell. 5L because I've been the DD many times.


KNOWLEDGE - "I WARNED you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you KNEW, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little BUNNY isn't it?" ...Listen, you might learn something.


TAGS: tim the enchanter monty python
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Mirromere

darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:20 am
5 decapitations
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 10:32 pm
I agree completely.
rudeboy308 - December 14, 2010, 9:28 pm
I quote this line to people who don't believe me when I tell them something. Why not? It's only one of the funniest movies ever.


UGLY FACE, WHO CARES - You don't look at the mantle when your poking the fire right?


TAGS: g mon
Rating: 1.47/5

More motifakes by G_MON

wrong - January 21, 2009, 5:08 pm
i know a female who specifically shaved her eyebrows off to draw them on like that. don't underestimate stupid women.
DotDotDot - December 23, 2008, 1:24 am
That is a guy... simply because no female in her right (or wrong) mind would draw on eyebrows like that... no, not even a crackhead.
JJ - November 7, 2008, 2:26 pm
blah blah blah i love how most of the commentors are either "ugh-get the harpoons" or "i wanna ****that!" i bet in real life most of the motifake commentors make this girl look like megan fox!
LogicDude - November 7, 2008, 11:56 am
This makes me want to put a bag over my freakin' monitor!
dayumm - November 7, 2008, 11:49 am
atleast put a fucking bag over that face.


I'LL BUY ONE - with my round metal currency


TAGS: banana money stupid
Rating: 5/5

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caveman - July 7, 2012, 11:32 pm
It's a herb i tells ya...


FINALLY!!!!! - About f*cking time they kissed!


TAGS: ash ketchum misty pikachu pokemon anime manga kiss kissing
Rating: 3.23/5

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dayday13 - August 3, 2010, 9:48 am
i no rite?


THE 90S - I miss the days when the biggest decision of my life was Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle.


TAGS: 90s pokemon
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by angus90

Sho - April 6, 2010, 2:53 pm
I always dumped my starter in the pc
CANADA - April 6, 2010, 1:11 pm
Try going out side or playing hockey
angus90 - April 5, 2010, 7:29 pm
They weren't really an option when I was 8 years old.
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 7:25 pm
cost you about the same as a new game?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 7:23 pm
I went with girls and parties....but what do I know?
angus90 - April 5, 2010, 7:21 pm
Everyone I knew liked Charmander, I always went with Bulbasaur
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:18 pm
Try Atari's Baseball, Pitfall, Stampede or Hangman!
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 7:11 pm
Charmander, no doubd


KAMINA - Proud member of the Squirtle Squad




HELLO - My name is Inigo Montoya You killed my father Prepare to die




S U R E - Only If You Accept Monopoly Money ...




HITMONLEE - He had pups


TAGS: hitmonlee pokemon offspring puppies
Rating: 2.88/5

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oh my god - August 16, 2009, 1:01 am
funniest tunnel, EVER!!!!!!!!!! seriously, i'm in tears!


KIDS - Why do you assume that flesh eating monsters are afraid of a 7.5 watt bulbs?


TAGS: nightlight monster under bed
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Kolin2002

M0rd3kaI - May 4, 2012, 1:26 pm
Grammar: ...a 7.5 watt bulb* good poster though


BROCK - He still can't get any




DEBT = SLAVERY - One Hole You Can Never Climb Out Of.. & They Want It That Way.


TAGS: debt money slavery
Rating: 4.16/5

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natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:43 pm
COLLEGES TO STUDENTS. "Uh, you see kids, Lincon was just kidding about that whole 'Emancipation Prclamation' thing."


REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly




THIS... IS.... LIISSAAAA -




WRITER'S BLOCK -




PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.


TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
Pedo Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am
*twits
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your naked lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm
It is Gay....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking gay.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.


YEP - It's Monday here, too.


TAGS: monday
Rating: 3.08/5

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kenny - March 26, 2009, 10:42 pm
YEP - this site still has shitty content.
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 5:51 am
yay wit! thanks :D this kid kinda looks like waldo with that hat though
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 3:26 am
--baby! Newborn plus funny hat plus mushface plus leaning on one arm equals supercute baby. I will concede that your baby is cuter. As a fellow dad, I understand perfectly.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 3:24 am
But Shtoink, you gotta give this baby some wiggle room for cuteness. I mean, it is wearing that hat, and it's giving itself the mushface, which distorts the natural cuteness. Besides, check out the size of that boppy pillow. That is one tiny newborn ba
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:13 am
*pedobear (like a werewolf or vampire)
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:12 am
this one is nto that cute. MY baby is cute! but no pics or some of you nameless individuals might transform into the pedo i know you got bite by
Tony - October 27, 2008, 10:19 pm
What Sean?
Sean - October 27, 2008, 6:25 pm
*things ... (but not the kittens from them freaky bald cats though ... yikes)
Sean - October 27, 2008, 6:20 pm
So you breeders think them thigs are cute, eh? Two words for you then: kittens!
Susan - October 27, 2008, 4:53 pm
I Love it, Love it, Love it~
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 27, 2008, 11:09 am
Very funny. Good demotie, and the baby's expression makes it.
incredoman - October 27, 2008, 9:52 am
yep...


FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - He boiled for our sins




SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND - becaus some days you need to bring friends to work to make it through the day


TAGS: montana
Rating: 3.33/5

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SOMETIMES - Mondays are like that




1999 -


TAGS: prince music money entertainment celebrity
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 28, 2016, 9:50 am
Excellent poster, UP yours


CAPITALISM - at its finest




MONEY -


TAGS: piggy bank money pile
Rating: 4.5/5

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kellyvanrijn - August 19, 2011, 8:24 pm
However, money can buy spelling lessons...


I SHALL FLING MY POO -


TAGS: monkey shall fling poo glasses
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:54 pm
It's NOT you. It's George Burns :-D
GaryO - January 6, 2013, 5:22 pm
Prissy Prissy Prissy…..yer gramma’s gonna be pyssed
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 4:16 pm

In your youth, right? hehe
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 3:34 pm
Before any of you go there...that's not me!


CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.




TELL ME THIS HUMAN - Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?


TAGS: monkey pondering smart
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by 50cal

Greeny - September 24, 2014, 8:25 pm
Right here
ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 3:11 am
Amazon.com. They have everything.
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:08 pm
Nice one 50cal
forseti - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
that's called "creationism", isn't it?!? 5 Darwin awards!


DEMON CATS -


TAGS: cats demon eyes door
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sean - November 27, 2009, 2:38 pm
What do you think they are all in line for, spacedog?
spacedog - November 27, 2009, 11:44 am
I can't imagine having litter boxes for all those cats, so I guess your garden is full of crap.
CANADA - November 27, 2009, 11:34 am
WTF, are you some crazy cat lady?


SECURE THE BUILDING -


TAGS: no common language military
Rating: 4.79/5

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SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 7:25 pm
20 years' USAF retiree chiming in. Yep... sounds about right to me!
GySgt1811 - January 22, 2011, 11:50 am
Yep, Ico, can't forget the Baby Navy. Those crazies go out when everyone else should be comin' back in!
Iconoclast - January 21, 2011, 9:53 pm
You left out the Coast Guard.
GySgt1811 - January 21, 2011, 7:21 pm
Yep! 5 little bottles of hot sauce.
MilDoc - January 21, 2011, 5:44 pm
Too true Airman! 5 MREs!


THE KRAMER - He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away


TAGS: g mon
Rating: 2.32/5

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Booyah - January 20, 2009, 3:40 am
Nice work on copying the caption on the original poster, asshole!


WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money




MORMON TOURETTES -




MILK - Was a bad choice


TAGS: g mon
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by G_MON

DumbassCorrection - June 28, 2009, 3:34 pm
That's not Chuck Norris, fucktard. It's Will Ferrell.
LOLOLOL - April 19, 2009, 12:45 pm
It's Chuck Norris (But where's angry Arnold Swartzeneger to go along with the tough group)?


360 DEGREES - 15 minutes a Lbs Liberal seasoning Baste on the REG


TAGS: cook zoo wild animals squirrel wall street journal marin monkey twins capttivity
Rating: 1.5/5

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agdaniele - September 10, 2009, 10:44 am
This appears to be a liberal/anti-darwin attack somehow linked to the Renewable Energy Group.


MONDAY MOURNINGS - The day we bury another weekend; And weep for what we did Plan the flowers we need to send; and remember where the body's hid!


TAGS: monday mournings
Rating: 3.8/5

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szo850 - October 23, 2012, 2:36 pm
Ren!!! I miss that show!
grazanita - September 9, 2010, 3:23 pm
Lmao!! He's never looked so good!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 9:58 pm
Nice play on words...bad punctuation.......some lions...I'm non-committal.
GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 9:25 pm
Who died?


INSANITY -


TAGS: insane calendar topic crazy monkey
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - March 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Oh, Geez, carebear, ‘don’t tell the pancakes’... I gotta share that in my planning meeting today. Can’t stop LOLing……….
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:38 am
So I'm the only one this makes complete sense to . . .
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 am
LOL² Posters like this is the reason I love this place so. Another (cave) creation for the archives
Greeny - March 20, 2012, 6:09 am
lol


GANGSTER - Damn it feels good to be one


TAGS: g mon
Rating: 3/5

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fluffykin5 - March 24, 2009, 2:54 pm
PC Load letter ? What the fuck does that mean
Khatmonsuk - February 16, 2009, 6:46 pm
Helloo what's happening...I need you all to come in Saturday oh and I also need you all to come in at Sunday so if you could just do that, that would be greeeat.
LogicDude - February 2, 2009, 9:48 am
When you've taken the time to decorate them with rhinestones and glitter? Yes. Yes they do.
Elder God Douchebag - February 2, 2009, 9:26 am
Skulls of my foes don't count as flair.
LogicDude - February 2, 2009, 9:03 am
Office Space rules. EGD even wears 23 pieces of flair. Heck, even the Fortress is bedecked with flair!
Elder God Douchebag - February 1, 2009, 10:49 am
..You've never seen Office Space? I might just have you killed now.
Earthquake21 - February 1, 2009, 9:15 am
What movie is that from ^
Porcelina - October 7, 2008, 9:41 pm
Amazing movie. =] =] 4/5


ANGEL OF DEATH - And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. Revelation, 9. 6




personality -


TAGS: girl rhing monster
Rating: 4.2/5

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CloudchaserS - March 28, 2014, 4:21 am
Aw crap, we got Crites :-P


ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD - And I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?


TAGS: tony montana scareface balls
Rating: 2.77/5

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Guest091 - June 30, 2009, 6:01 am
Classic line, classic gangster, classic movie. Sadly always geeting high on his own supply.


BUTT INSPECTORS - How do you think he got that in there?




FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.


TAGS: fail pokemon magicarp water flap flail pokedex pikachu ash funny awesome
Rating: 2.56/5

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flail owns - March 29, 2009, 10:44 pm
dude i seen someone wipe a hole team of pokemons with FLAIL theres a video on youtube
Arpaleggia - January 9, 2009, 1:24 pm
At least when you flail you do SOMETHING with your life. Splash does nothing.


COOKIE MONSTER BIKE - BECAUSE TO BE A MASKED WRESTLER IS NOT EPIC ENOUGH


TAGS: cookie monster wrestling bike
Rating: 1.86/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:43 pm
Now the secret of Insane Clown Posse is out!
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 1:05 am
Seems kinda futile when people criticize a 2 year+ post...just saying...
rerun - September 21, 2012, 7:27 pm

Why don't you let the mods decide what we will or will not approve? I can tell you one thing we don't approve of, that is bashing others works and calling out the mods. OK, that was two things
almarpa - September 21, 2012, 6:14 am
Maybe without the mistakes you haven't had anything to say! Cheers! Have a good day!
axe11154 - September 20, 2012, 7:53 pm
Im bombing your poster for several reasons 1.Wrong character 2.mixing a Muppet and a street monster is one way to piss me off 3.the mods shouldn't have approved it when its this wrong.
Rickinator - April 20, 2011, 1:07 am
cookie monster is blue.
almarpa - July 15, 2010, 2:31 pm
Hey, I had troubles with my screen and now I realize that the animal is not purple but pink... I get your point now Cubby
almarpa - July 15, 2010, 1:37 pm
Thank you very much
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 1:26 pm
That's an ANIMAL bike...nice effort


HELP! - I'm being repressed.


TAGS: monty python
Rating: 2.45/5

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Airman - November 24, 2009, 11:27 am
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
spacedog - November 24, 2009, 11:05 am
Shut up you bloody stupid peasant.


LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG - Life in the fast lane can be the kiss of death. Be careful what you wish for.




BELONGING -


TAGS: tiger monkey
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reycolons619 - January 9, 2011, 6:52 am
cuteeeeeee 5L
tellitlikeitis - January 8, 2011, 4:51 pm
That's beautiful.


TRUE POWER - You know... some people never run out of resources...




EMOCHU -


TAGS: pokemon
Rating: 3.07/5

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m16 - November 1, 2008, 12:38 am
You bastard........*stare*


FORGIVENESS - "I pardon you."




MONKEYS - God's filthy little buggers.


TAGS: monkeys adult hilarious
Rating: 2.45/5

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nowyasee - March 24, 2012, 2:56 pm
it's tossing the other one's salad!! aka eattin out the bootyhole!!
Kung-Fu Devil - September 25, 2008, 5:40 am
I am quite confused about what the Hell is going on in that photo.
Indstinkt - September 13, 2008, 3:27 am
Orang-utans are apes, not monkeys.


MONKEY'S - They will always suggest bad ideas.


TAGS: funny monkey baby
Rating: 4.76/5

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5150monkeylove - August 8, 2011, 3:43 pm
There is nothing wrong with advising him on how to get more boob for his buck.
gas - August 6, 2011, 5:40 pm
5 burned houses xD


THE PENGUIN - SHE WILL NOT TAKE YOUR FILTHY STOLEN MONEY


TAGS: blues brothers penguin filthy money
Rating: 4.47/5

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Houseplant - June 21, 2012, 5:46 pm
But we're on a mission from God......5 wrist slapping L's


COMBUSTIBLE LEMON GRENADE - Perfect For Burning Life's House Down


TAGS: combustible lemon grenade portal2
Rating: 4.13/5

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Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 9:42 am
Valid point there, Demo33...the human skeleton can be quite skunky sometimes.
Demo33 - June 18, 2011, 6:48 am
Oh by the way in case you got covered in the repulsion gel, the notes say 'don't get coverd in the repulsion gel' we're not quite sure what element this is yet but it's a lively one and it hates the human skeleton.


THEY HAVE BEEN LOCATED - Marilyn Monroe and Adolf Hitler are alive and hiding out in Portland Oregon


TAGS: marilyn monroe adolf hitler located
Rating: 4/5

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forseti - February 18, 2012, 7:42 am
uuuhhhh... where's SOPA?!? I copied this picture first!!!!111 :D 115746
Verdeckt - February 16, 2012, 8:22 pm
Sadly Gaz, I cannot give your comment 5L
GaryO - February 16, 2012, 4:20 pm
Yup. Just down the street. Boy that ol’ Addie, quite the stories, and really knows his way around a Barbecue! Norma, not so much, but a real looker…just keeps starin’


ATHEISM - I'll keep my Atheism to myself when you can get an abortion next to the open liquor store and the gay-friendly marriage license bureau in Utah on Sunday.


TAGS: law mormon atheist atheism utah
Rating: 3.63/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:36 pm
if we were all gay there would be no need for abortions.
EmilioDumphque - October 6, 2012, 1:18 pm
Right on wit yo' right on, BABY!


DIAMONDS -


TAGS: diamonds
Rating: 3.14/5

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moooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:17 am
thou shalt not motisteal.
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:47 pm
duplicate/ripoff


BURN THE WITCH! - Burn her!


TAGS: burn witch kill monty python
Rating: 2.22/5

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bucketheadfan - November 14, 2009, 1:40 pm
A DUCK!
Adam - June 26, 2009, 3:09 pm
What else floats in water? APPLES! CHURCHES! Uhm, VERY SMALL ROCKS!
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 2:44 pm
So, logically, if she weighs the same as a duck she's made of wood. And therefore.... A WITCH.
rick - November 20, 2008, 10:37 am
..and what do you burn, apart from witches? MORE WITCHES!
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 12, 2008, 5:43 am
She turned me into a newt... ...I got better
Amaterasu - November 12, 2008, 5:42 am
Well, she looks like a witch!
forlorn - November 2, 2008, 11:15 am
but how do you knoooow she's a witch?
LogicDude - October 14, 2008, 3:34 pm
Build a bridge out of her!!!


HOW MUCH LEFT? -


TAGS: time onomonopea death clock ticktock
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by conundrum

TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:31 pm
Jesus, very nice.
Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:52 pm
Awesome! Loved the poem too!
conundrum - October 28, 2011, 7:26 pm
Thank you... I often come up with them when I lay in bed at night and cant sleep... but I'm too lazy to get up and write them down. so they are lost when the new day comes.
Donkasaurus - October 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
This is a great poster, always appreciate a very well written original poem.
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:45 am
beware the bell tolls for thee
CloudchaserS - October 24, 2011, 5:27 am
Got that, thanx for letting me know :-)
kimzter - October 24, 2011, 2:15 am
liked the poster and the poem but it is very hard to read because of the lack of contrast between the letters and the background
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 7:19 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 1:18 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
CloudchaserS - October 23, 2011, 11:04 am
Where is the poem from? A song? Googling several lines found nothing
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:45 am
cool
Greeny - October 23, 2011, 6:52 am
Very nice
Verdeckt - October 23, 2011, 3:35 am
Nice.. I think it'd work on Moti-Twist too.


WHERE'S MY MONEY? -




CRITICAL THNKING - No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey


TAGS: monkey gun thinking
Rating: 3.65/5

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Zed - November 22, 2009, 5:48 pm
AHHHH!! MONKEY WITH A GUN!!!!!!!


2 BIRD 1 STONE SCENARIO - You'll Lose Money While You're Chasing Women. But You Won't Lose Women While You're Chasing Money


TAGS: money cash women
Rating: 2.5/5

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Sho - December 22, 2009, 12:05 pm
Birds*** >_>. oh well


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